Miley Cyrus Wearing a Bikini at a Pool in Palm Desert

Miley Cyrus is going through a real hard time right now….you know her fiance of a few months, who I assume she was marrying for citizenship purposes, you know to keep the Australian around….since getting married at 12 years old is a horrible idea…unless it is to fuck immigration laws up….so she’s taken her young, fit body and lesbian haircut to some retreat to deal with the pain in her heart now that he’s fled back to Australia….and I’m a little disappointed…I thought her body was better than this…I was expecting a Miley bikini to blow my fucking mind…while the only thing that has blown my mind is coming to terms with the fact that I know anything about her relationship status….I know more about her love life than I do about the size, shape, dimensions of her labia….and that’s fucking weird.

 

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Miley Cyrus almost nipslip expose perky delicious tits

I think it is safe to say that I would like Miley Cyrus to be my Valentine, so that I can K-Fed her…and live happily ever after, with or without her….you know that she’s the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but only for her to sing them and make money with them making me royalties that will add to my alimony revenue….you know the next great American love story about a poor, old, fat drunk and a young tight starlet….odd couple aligned thanks to destiny for the soul purpose of me spending her money, and wearing her thighs as a scarf, not because I am cold, but because I like the view….you know true fucking love…using her to get ahead…the way it’s meant to be….



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Miley Cyrus Side-Boob and Pasties

Pics of Miley Cyrus looking great at the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala! She went bra-less and I feel like we get a hint of nipple in a couple of the shots. I’ve read on other sites that most people seem to think that she is wearing pasties but I don’t know. Great side-boob shots though!



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